Uh oh. The cats out of the bag.
It's long been known that I love to create multiple aliases online. This gives me the absolute opportunity to dish out Archeo-punishment in multiple places, at multiple times! I'm a man one man army, me, and I told you that you should keep an eye on Archeology man, didn't I? It's not my fault that you don't have the intelligence to understand my simple commands.
However, it seems that someone has clocked onto the fact that Nigel Swift of Heritage action, and I are in actual fact the same person. Damn. There's no way I can get out of this one, either. It's watertight.
I'm going to have to give Donna yates a ring I think. She'll know what to do. She's the Queen of multiple identities.
Some of you may think it's cowardly that I create dozens of identities, create blogs, and spy on forums! Pah! We wouldn't have won our wars without spies! Take a good look at this behaviour, and you'll understand that I had no choice. This is MY empire. The Barford empire.
My coat of arms will have me digging a corpse to be gawked at, whilst Yates fondles my testicles. Infact, I'm going to have to do a Barford just thinking about it!