Down with this sort of thing! Down with this behaviour!
The portable antiquities scheme is a complete waste of the UK taxpayers money. Ahem, not that I live in the UK anymore...I chose to come to a much more spiffing place (where Areheaolgoygyg PHD's are a lot easier to get)
Anyway! Waste of money. How dare they set up a scheme that registers history, thus adding to the knowledge of UK history! Delete it!
Take a good look at this behaviour. How dare these metal detecting oafs find more related history than the purist archchchelellly community. How dare they be more productive than us. They don't even have a fake PHD! Sorry, I mean PHD....!